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Courtney Screws Kurt’s Corpse Yet Again

Courtney Love, claiming her house is like a giant Kurt Cobain mausoleum has decided to sell most of Kurt’s shit. Love, the biggest ho in rock history, claims she’s doing this for her daughter and not for the money. Yeah, why don’t you sell me real estate that’s in my own ass?

"My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant bag full of flannel shirts," says Love, former frontwoman of the rock band Hole. "A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we’ll just sell."

Love titty? So do we!

"I still wear his pajamas to bed. How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt’s pajamas?"
 
No word has yet come on the shotgun or empty shells that ended Cobain’s life in 1994 or anything else of Courtney’s murder plan will be sold at the auction.
 
Proceeds from the Christie’s auction will go to future liposuction and rhinoplasty for Courtney and daughter Francis Bean who love is encouraging to get plastic surgery—to get the Kurt out of her.